I’ll no doubt have more to say about this later, just posting it so I won’t forget. For the moment, its existence is just making me kind of sad. Country music isn’t exactly a bastion of progressiveness, but really.
ETA: Upon later reflection, I’ve realized there actually isn’t anything else that needs saying about this. Except that that line about being whistled at is really, really embarrassing at best.
Rating in David Tennant “oh yes”s: 0/5